1. Dear ultra-passive driver making left without a left turn light: we have sat through four greens, please, yes we can, etc…

  2. I need a designated driver this morning.

  3. I stick with IT to help people w/ human factors, and I’m into infosec becuase it is where IT has failed human factors the most

  4. Late to @charmsec, on the way now, walking

  5. Heading to @charmsec tonight, but I forgot the figlet sign! Come looking geeky, find me, a bald guy, and a ponytailed guy drinking beers

  6. Well, this is nice.

  7. This is called ability to accomplish a thing by sheer cunning.

  8. I’ll bet those socialists at the Grant Park Chicago party wish they were at an invite only party listening to a wedding band in AZ.

  9. NBC is putting red/blue state shapes on an ice rink, @will_torres and @glen_francis, go throw some elbows!

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