Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. They’re really stirring your roux over on cajun twitter

  2. Hit the bricks

  3. Love love love the bryan ferry orchestra record but would also be ok with a remix produced to sound like you made it into the speakeasy

    damn, the lathe of heaven, had no idea this existed

  4. Remote work has really freed people who like to live in rural places from keeping their opinions about city living to themselves in the free time they have between navigating strip mall parking lots [honk honk] and dealing with their lawns [riding mower 4-cycle revving]

  5. The rot13 of “url” is “hey”, have a great day

  6. Dumb liberal idea #190123407: make true the lies about gig and other scam jobs being for people who only need some extra spending money by passing means testing legislation. applicant households must earn over 4x and under 6x some phony income level to qualify

  7. Garçon?

  8. And on the third and final child-free day of vacation, I called a bank during their business hours and rolled over an IRA from a job I left… 9 years ago

    no rush

  9. Real q is maintaining fuel prices doing a materialism, doing an imperialism, doing neither, doing both, or “doing both, but only on a very short timeline“

  10. A month or so of practice and i didn’t need to have my left middle and ring fingers flattened in a vice or get my wrists and thumb broken and reset so for surgeon to give me Merle Travis grip after all

    still feels wierd as hell though