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Mastodon posts

  1. After the rev, if the state communists try to build socialism with the free/mandated state education and insanely bureaucratic job placement thing again, we will finally be temporarily free of of the infosec accreditation debate…

    … [veins-popping-out on my posting hands and my forehead as I try to resist posting, gritting my teeth and making a weird noise like a boiling kettle] which is just a poor, unserious, unresolvable substitute for class war in the first place

  2. Another day that ends in y, time to universalize myself, pathologize everyone else, and post, post, post

  3. Parroting what toddlers say (rather than responding “ok” or “uh huh”) because the alternative is that they keep repeating the same phrase until you do, until the heat death of the universe, it turns out, causes the heat death after all

    but (here’s the twist) it’s worth it

  4. Watching the kid this afternoon so that the everloving wife can go vote to authorize a strike for her CNA local over short staffing (she often gets no breaks, no support staff, and recently even had to be charge), job site floats (as opposed to floor floats) and traveler use

    99% Yes

  5. Never properly did a ZZ Top phase so I’ve been blasting Tres Hombres a lot and it is easily up there w/ Muddy’s “Hard Again” as a desert island blues record, but now I’ve got “Have Mercy! been waiting for the bus all day” DVD-logo-bouncing in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnXSzgNe4xE

    Waitin' for the Bus (2006 Remaster)Provided to YouTube by Rhino/Warner RecordsWaitin' for the Bus (2006 Remaster) · ZZ TopTres Hombres℗ 1973 Warner Records Inc.Producer: Bill HamGuitar, Vocals...YouTube (opens in a new tab)
  6. Naming our kid “Bastian” <<<< shortening it to “Bash” <<<< using “Crash”

  7. I’d like to remind everyone to chew mail pouch tobacco. it’s ribbon cut! treat yourself to the best and chew mail pouch tobacco