Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. What about lenders who already paid off their congressional reps?

  2. You should have to win the β€œcatch a dollar bill” bar bet before you can turn on β€œautopilot” in a car, just like commercial airline pilots

  3. . β€œwhoa, whoa, y’all, come see this, this account is on season 19 of this This Old House and the last episode of season 1 of the original Amazing Stories”

    β€œyou should send them an invite, they seem cool”

    β€œdone. hope they accept it”

    β€œme too”

  4. [slips on a pair of mirror-shades and looks again] β€œah, now I see, there’s your problem right there”[points]

  5. Tried chase while jeopardy is on break and it’s a bunch of nonsense. unfortunate

  6. Weird outta nowhere craving for sitting on a stool in cross street market in federal hill eating sushi and washing it down with a 32oz deli container beer

  7. So let me get this straight: you had the best things in life, which are free? and you gave them to the birds and bees? what the fuck??

  8. Tofu

    w/ broccoli