Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. I won’t see this post because it has multiple words I myself mute so, apologies in advance but so anyway, on with the nonsense:

    Gavin Newsom is to cynicism as Donald Trump is to metacynicism as Andrew Yang is to patacynicism

  2. Eh hehehe they the took “Other” write-in option off of this question in these surveys which I used to check and write in “Communist”

    add it back, or add explicit left responses you cowards!

    (this one was about Prop D and Prop E)

  3. I didn’t make the connection between college degrees in the U.S. and meritocracy (pejorative), probably because I never finished college (ran out of patience and tuition)

  4. A speed metal cover of the fireman sam theme transposed to minor key, played by fireman sam’s band, with the “oh no” rising theme palm muted intro

  5. [Verse 1: Peter Cetera] If you leave me now You’ll take away the biggest part of me Ooh no, baby, please don’t go [Verse 2: Peter Cetera] And if you leave me now You’ll take away the very heart of … 🌽🐛

  6. Apropos of nothing word associations: “public-private partnership”, lmao

    “privatized”, lmfao

  7. San deanfrisco twitter funny as hell today, gj everyone, even the freaks and losers, you’ve been funny today too

  8. Therapist (I don’t go to therapy but pretending for the bit): “how did you get that hole in your jeans, it’s like, right by the zipper, and not even in a place that you can passably just like, let it go like a thigh or knee”

    me w/ donnie darko frown: doing the dishes I think, idk