pizza slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. “new incident response leitmotif” I thought to myself when the rhythm section joins in on the Sunflower Slow Drag with what makes me think of cartoon bubble-popping or spittoon spitting foley effects? holy moly https://ragger.bandcamp.com/album/euphonic-sounds

    Euphonic Sounds, by Ragger8 track albumRagger

    I push open the swinging half doors to the e-saloon. A clanker is supposedly playing the gameboy in the corner but we all know it’s a mod file on an unlicensed cartridge.

    I spit e-tobacco juice into the trash can that has the words Recycling Bin hovering under it by the doors and a “ppoint!" effect plays. The label rotates to face me as I proceed to bar. That I don’t miss the can here tells me the “no aim bots" promise out front is phonier than an $3 NFT but at least mine’s workin’ again.

  2. just learned that Grimace is not the CEO of McDonalds.

  3. RE: https://mastodon.ozioso.online/@DorotheaLange/116150147278065446

    Dorothea Lange (@DorotheaLange@mastodon.ozioso.online)Attached: 1 image Franklin Schroeder and the older boys in the yard. He is giving them the "last watermelon of the season." Dead Ox Flat, Malheur County, Oregon. General caption number 67-111 #FranklinSchroeder #DeadOxFlat #MalheurCounty #Oregon #America #undefined #photography #DorotheaLange https://www.loc.gov/pictures/item/2017773596/Ozioso Mastodon
    1. that is quite the schulzian name

    2. [antiques roadshow clarinet ditty] We’re in historic Dead Ox Flat in Malheur County, Oregon, where today folks are brining in all kinds of goodies to be valued by our team of expert appraisers [L-cut] “This workwear would fetch a pretty high price on todays auction market, and even in that condition, I would insure it for $1,000.”

  4. .

    After finding a banana in the smaller pocket of Junior’s backpack Monday morning that had probably been there since the school handed him breakfast Friday morning, Mom asked, “Why is this banana in your backpack?”

    “Because I like using it as a bananaphone.”