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Mastodon posts

  1. Children have an uncanny sense, as if imprinted in the womb, for when one of their parents try to immerse themselves in any hobby that predates themselves.

    no, not that one.

  2. The construction of “used to” that some but not all use sometimes to describe outlier instances is so weird to me. I see other people do it and think how implausible it is but, and then I find myself doing it too, and like, it serves a purpose and is fine?

    “oh yeah like we used like ____" where the blank is some kind of outrageous or funny or cool thing that happened exactly one time, presented as if it was at least twice or in fact, annual or even seasonal for years in a row.

  3. I know i’m unranked and all, but we gotta nerf vizier meta.

  4. The purpose of a t-shirt is to show that it can catch toothpaste that dripped out of my mouth while I was multi-tasking this morning.

  5. Ah, yes, Garfbert, one of my favorite remix Tumblrs (swept up in moving to insta and now who knows, best wishes to J.J.) https://garfbertcomic.tumblr.com/.

    GarfbertTumblr (opens in a new tab)

    (one of my other favorite remix Tumblrs was seinfelt ( https://www.tumblr.com/seinfelt)).

    Seinfelt (@seinfelt) on TumblrPlot synopses.Tumblr (opens in a new tab)
  6. Just spite-posting drafts today instead of posting what I’m actually mad about, that’ll work.

  7. Hi are you a registered San Francisco Voter? We’re gathering signatures for a ballot measure for a bond that will fund the construction in Sunset Dunes Park of a colossal Sancho Panza facing the dutch windmill in Golden Gate Park asking a collosul Don Quixote “Which giants?” Yes we are doing it to make fun of car-brained sunset voters. I know right? Idiots. Oh, no it’s not a baseball team reference but that is funny too. Anyway thank you for signing, have a great day.

    Hi, are you are you a re—