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  1. Least favorite usually-reactionary move is when they say they are against something for the preposterous reason of, not-getting-it.

    “I don’t get it.”

    If you don’t get it, why not be FOR it until you do, or at least get the heck out of the way, knuckleheads.

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 06, 2023 - 3:19 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/06/110843343151060505/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/06/110843343151060505/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. It is so weird how having hobbies is coped with by randos at parties who I assume are just thinking out loud

    “oh, you’re a ___ guy?"

    alright, hold your horses, no, don’t have that kind of attention span. I’m also mildly interested in and but don’t try to identify as into eight or nine other things, alright?

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon August 06, 2023 - 3:12 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/08/06/110843314230109670/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/08/06/110843314230109670/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. More like sunburn streets

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 31, 2023 - 2:57 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/31/110806449083313788/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/31/110806449083313788/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Ship of Calrisseus

    a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda
    Figure 1. a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda.
    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 29, 2023 - 8:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/29/110799378954325818/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/29/110799378954325818/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Municipal yachting

    photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda
    Figure 1. photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda.
    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 29, 2023 - 8:56 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/29/110799366859897679/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/29/110799366859897679/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. What if 🥺 we kissed 😳 at the 🙅🏻‍♂️ giant fenced in 🧩 mystery field-of-mulch 🍂 in front of st lukes 🏥 at the muni bus stop that 🚍 buses only ever use to take🥱 breaks?

    to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"
    Figure 1. to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch".
    to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"
    Figure 2. to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch".
    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 23, 2023 - 10:10 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/23/110765685874947580/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/23/110765685874947580/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Went to grab Black Water 2 off the table only to find that a little spider was using it to build a web over the tv. spooky!

    not the first time this series has summoned bugs. previously https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110209784638054304

    gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)Attached: 1 image not my goofy ass sitting on a log reading Italo Calvino's "The Argentine Ant" only to discover by feel that I am sitting on a damned ant hill as they crawl up my back under my shirt 😬🤣 (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6752551)Mastodon
    Figure 1. Link preview of https://mastodon.social/@gravely/110209784638054304, "gravely (@gravely@mastodon.social)".
    my paperback of Black Water 2, a thousandish page collection of creepy short stories, on top of Amos Tutuola's The Palm-wine Drinkard and My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, which i'm also reading, sitting on a table in front of my tva spider dangles above both by a web
    Figure 2. my paperback of Black Water 2, a thousandish page collection of creepy short stories, on top of Amos Tutuola's The Palm-wine Drinkard and My Life in the Bush of Ghosts, which i'm also reading, sitting on a table in front of my tva spider dangles above both by a web.
    E C U, the spider
    Figure 3. E C U, the spider.

    reading up on Boris Vian ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Vian) after enjoying his very surreal story, “The Dead Fish.” What a way to go out mad!

    Boris Vian - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org
    Figure 4. Link preview of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Vian, "Boris Vian - Wikipedia".
    wikipedia screenshot: DeathOn the morning of 23 June 1959, Vian was at the Cinéma Marbeuf for the screening of the film version of I will Spit on Your Graves. He had already fought with the producers over their interpretation of his work, and he publicly denounced the film, stating that he wished to have his name removed from the credits. A few minutes after the film began, he reportedly blurted out: "These guys are supposed to be American? My ass!" He then collapsed into his seat and died from sudden cardiac death on his way to the hospital.
    Figure 5. wikipedia screenshot: DeathOn the morning of 23 June 1959, Vian was at the Cinéma Marbeuf for the screening of the film version of I will Spit on Your Graves. He had already fought with the producers over their interpretation of his work, and he publicly denounced the film, stating that he wished to have his name removed from the credits. A few minutes after the film began, he reportedly blurted out: "These guys are supposed to be American? My ass!" He then collapsed into his seat and died from sudden cardiac death on his way to the hospital.
    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 23, 2023 - 3:46 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/23/110764174556477454/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/23/110764174556477454/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Sfmta I challenge y’all to not concern troll this excellent feedback on your L by complaining about defacements

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 21, 2023 - 5:31 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/21/110753264523032442/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/21/110753264523032442/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. In a world, where two movies come out around the same time, and every single person on earth seems to notice for some reason almost as if they were directly participating in a coordinated marketing campaign for one or the other or both movies, idk idk, ahem, ahem. every poster, must fight to survive

    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 19, 2023 - 2:42 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/19/110741274274777992/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/19/110741274274777992/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Exactly one block of this otherwise lovely ride was dumb enough for a car (perhaps London Breed herself!) to honk at me.

    assuming tenth-of-a-mile blocks, punters have about a 0.00043% chance of guessing which one it was!

    a strava screenshot of a bike route loop lined in red over San Francisco, from the Mission east to Oracle Arena, along the waterfront north and then west around to Ocean Beach and back through Golden Gate Park to the wiggle back to the mission
    Figure 1. a strava screenshot of a bike route loop lined in red over San Francisco, from the Mission east to Oracle Arena, along the waterfront north and then west around to Ocean Beach and back through Golden Gate Park to the wiggle back to the mission.
    Posted on Mastodon over three years agoon July 15, 2023 - 10:43 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2023/07/15/110720515610532446/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2023/07/15/110720515610532446/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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