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  1. snoop dog holding a joint, laughing, looking right, wearing a gray winter cap and white and tan striped scarf
    Figure 1. snoop dog holding a joint, laughing, looking right, wearing a gray winter cap and white and tan striped scarf.
    split shotsleft: the paperback nyrb cover of “Autobiography of a Corpse” by, which is on my to-read pile (after I finish my life in the bush of ghosts and the palm-wine drinkard)right: a black and white photograph of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky wearing spectacles looking to the left in disbelief, as if looking at both the cover of his book, and snoop
    Figure 2. split shotsleft: the paperback nyrb cover of “Autobiography of a Corpse” by, which is on my to-read pile (after I finish my life in the bush of ghosts and the palm-wine drinkard)right: a black and white photograph of Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky wearing spectacles looking to the left in disbelief, as if looking at both the cover of his book, and snoop.
  2. The only challenge coin i’ve ever kept

    photo of a challenge coin in my palm, a light blue field with a white daisy with a pink center in the middle, and the words Live top left, Love top right, and Laugh bottom center
    Figure 1. photo of a challenge coin in my palm, a light blue field with a white daisy with a pink center in the middle, and the words Live top left, Love top right, and Laugh bottom center.
  3. Finally signing up for tsa [spits on the ground] pre and mad about this form question

    A screen shot of one question on the form which I waffled on before the everloving wife told me what she thought the right answer was :( Hair Color“Gray or partially gray”
    Figure 1. A screen shot of one question on the form which I waffled on before the everloving wife told me what she thought the right answer was :( Hair Color“Gray or partially gray”.
  4. [TMBG voice] there’s only two parties in me, and I’m heading to the third

  5. Least favorite usually-reactionary move is when they say they are against something for the preposterous reason of, not-getting-it.

    “I don’t get it.”

    If you don’t get it, why not be FOR it until you do, or at least get the heck out of the way, knuckleheads.

  6. It is so weird how having hobbies is coped with by randos at parties who I assume are just thinking out loud

    “oh, you’re a ___ guy?"

    alright, hold your horses, no, don’t have that kind of attention span. I’m also mildly interested in and but don’t try to identify as into eight or nine other things, alright?

  7. More like sunburn streets

  8. Ship of Calrisseus

    a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda
    Figure 1. a coast guard ship named The Millennium Falcon near alameda.
  9. Municipal yachting

    photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda
    Figure 1. photo, clear blue sky day, wake under the bay bridge looking back to the san francisco city skyline, from a ferry en route to alameda.
  10. What if 🥺 we kissed 😳 at the 🙅🏻‍♂️ giant fenced in 🧩 mystery field-of-mulch 🍂 in front of st lukes 🏥 at the muni bus stop that 🚍 buses only ever use to take🥱 breaks?

    to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"
    Figure 1. to the left: a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch".
    to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch"
    Figure 2. to the right: more of a giant field of mulch where a parking lot might normally be in front of a hospital that wieners kept clearing and covering over again and again and seemed to have given up at "mulch".