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  1. Decided to try SFMTA’s recommended southwest route ( https://www.sfmta.com/maps/san-francisco-bike-network-map) today: climbed up chavez to tag slow sanchez, then back down to san jose, arlington, hearst, halloway, south around lake merced, and cruised up the great highway to the windmills to head home through the park, wiggle, etc.

    San Francisco Bike Network MapThese maps are developed and maintained by the SFMTA and display information on San Francisco's bike lanes, routes, and paths. The interactive version of this data allows you to zoom and pan to locate the biking resources of most interest to you.SFMTA (opens in a new tab)

    Lovely!

    my red and white all city macho man on a pedestrian bridge over lake merced, looking north
    Figure 1. my red and white all city macho man on a pedestrian bridge over lake merced, looking north.
  2. Oblique strategy

    the moment you slide a kitchen aide mixer speed selector from 0 to not 0

    you

    the moment the mixer begins to mix

    ECU a red stand mixer selector pegged far left on 0, 0 Stir 2 4 6 8 10
    Figure 1. ECU a red stand mixer selector pegged far left on 0, 0 Stir 2 4 6 8 10.
  3. I only ever recorded these to get a distance measurement immediately after I was done and had forgotten they were recorded. there’s so much shit out there that we keep forever “for free” and I guess that’s ok but I would also be ok if we did not do this at all, it’s all so arbitrary

  4. So I walk a few miles every morning looked for an app help me be more intentional about taking streets I’ve never taken before and was susprised when https://citystrides.com/ pulled in… every walk I’ve ever recorded in strava.

    CityStridesThe best tool to help you Run Every Streetcitystrides.com (opens in a new tab)

    it’s neat seeing the stark difference between tight squiggles of political lit drops up and down steps from years ago (usually hanging door cards on every house doorknob on a turf of a few blocks) next to meanderings of normal walks on sidewalks

    a street map of the southwest of noe valley with purple lines throughout from walks I’ve done in the past few months and a tightly packed bunch of walks along a few blocks in one corner where I did a lit drop like six years ago
    Figure 1. a street map of the southwest of noe valley with purple lines throughout from walks I’ve done in the past few months and a tightly packed bunch of walks along a few blocks in one corner where I did a lit drop like six years ago.
    a map of SF’s NoPa neighborhood with a tight four block turf of purple squiggly lines
    Figure 2. a map of SF’s NoPa neighborhood with a tight four block turf of purple squiggly lines.
    a map SF’s inner sunset where I clearly walked a ways to a turf from golden gate park
    Figure 3. a map SF’s inner sunset where I clearly walked a ways to a turf from golden gate park.
  5. Jeeze, I guess I’s best be avoiding that fella in my business dealings [slaps open a metal ticket book, removes a bic pen, licks a finger, flips to the first empty page of an 8” x 5” legal pad, licks the pen tip, and begins writing: s, a, m, et cetera]

    I normally that find perpetual schadenfreude wears pretty thin (in that it doesn’t work to make me feel any better and is eventually a real bummer. I’m glad it helps other people though.)

    But this guy is just so incredibly annoying. So, sorry about that. Won’t make it a habit.

  6. Commuting a few blocks out of my way for some (but not enough) safety delenda est

    that said, this route is so much better than it used to be!

    my commute sf bicycle network routeNorth on valenciaEast on 23rdNorth on ShotwellEast on 17thNorth on FolsomNorthwest on 5thNortheast on Marketez-mode hell zone lane split on Kearny
    Figure 1. my commute sf bicycle network routeNorth on valenciaEast on 23rdNorth on ShotwellEast on 17thNorth on FolsomNorthwest on 5thNortheast on Marketez-mode hell zone lane split on Kearny.
  7. I called 911 on an active fire on Osage St. (the half block west of / behind Mission St) this evening near 26th because I saw a garage door smoking in a funny way. (nobody was hurt afaik)

    SFFD made from a few blocks away in about 90 seconds? It was pretty remarkable. They had to chainsaw the door off and use hoses on it.

    Anyway, I’ve never done that before, nice to have on hand!

    I left to meet the fam for 5pm dinner after this (DST delenda est).

    The worker in charge (idk ranks) told me it smelled like paper burning and I agree. The garage was, from what i saw, mostly storage of somebody’s stuff and not actively used for parking or w/e. Sorry somebody! That stinks.

    And after, just this morning, walking past Cellarmaker as they cleaned up a broken plate glass window.

    Bummer of a day!

  8. That everyone fuckin’ hates DST yet we still have it is p effective propaganda

  9. Have been going for walks every weekday morning for the past two weeks after dropping the kid off at school and following “whatever is steeper" holistic routes

    Yesterday, we dropped junior off at Flynn and then climbed the steps south from Cesar Chavez near the highway and went around the east of Bernal.

    It’s fun to see out parts of the city I’ve seen from afar for years, and this area specifically would make for a great new walk or two in Bakalinski’s Stairway Walks of SF

    photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from the steps at peralta and holladay ave
    Figure 1. photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from the steps at peralta and holladay ave.
    photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from holladay ave
    Figure 2. photo of 101 at cesar chavez, potrero ave, and bayshore blvd from holladay ave.
    Looking east over bayshore halloday or brewster ave (I forget)
    Figure 3. Looking east over bayshore halloday or brewster ave (I forget).
  10. Jimmy fallon at band of brothers s1e5

    the alien from the star trek the next generation episode, darmok (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok)statement translates as "schmuck!"
    Figure 1. the alien from the star trek the next generation episode, darmok (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok)statement translates as "schmuck!".