Mastodon posts

  1. I went to a DSA meeting about DSA meetings today. Yike.

  2. Reminder to go ahead and take off May Day y’all.

    Calendar app on my iPhone displaying my OOO team calendar and personal calendar for May Day
    Figure 1. Calendar app on my iPhone displaying my OOO team calendar and personal calendar for May Day.
  3. Content warning: lewd, robe, no eye contact

    I always feel bad interrupting him but worse watching, which is probably my problem, idk

    my cat, biting a bathrobe
    Figure 1. my cat, biting a bathrobe.
    my cat, biting a bathrobe
    Figure 2. my cat, biting a bathrobe.
  4. Life is full of ups and downs, like just now I successfully dislodged half a szechuan peppercorn that had suction-cupped itself to the very very back of my tongue the last time I made king pow chicken, while reading about when how landlord is gonna treat our building for bedbugs.

  5. In this paper, we investigate footage used in Rage Against The Machine’s “Sleep Now in the Fire (from The Battle Of Mexico City)” ¹ video for evidence that the man pictured below is in fact a time traveler².

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w211KOQ5BMI ³

    - YouTubeEnjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.youtube.com (opens in a new tab)

  6. I won another term as tech committee co-chair again the other week on the strength of my candidate speech shaming my comrades’s answers to the “how many unread emails are in your inbox right now?” icebreaker at a previous meeting and also because my co-chair and I ran unopposed.

  7. “OK, how about wallionaires?”

    “What wall? Wall Street?”

    “No, not that wall. You’ll see.”

  8. Tax returns are many American’s biggest check of the year; a bonus they count on but can’t pin to their own performance. In this essay I will explain how “National Lampoon’s Christmas (1989)” fails to get to the root of this issue due to Clark’s short sighted pool obsession, as well as,

  9. Big friday mood

  10. [a gently smiling centrist republican and/or democrat congressional angel beams down at me, nodding slowly as I patiently read all applicable federal, state, and city tax codes so as to optimally structure the $40 savings I keep in drawer of the side-table in case of emergencies]

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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