Mastodon posts

  1. Content warning: birdsite

    I’ve bound Tweetbot’s Reply keyboard shortcut, ⌘-r, to User -> Mute -> Forever so that I can safely interact with random boomers and yimbys in my ‘dsa sf’ saved search column.

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon March 16, 2019 - 5:04 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/03/16/101761406983898007/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/03/16/101761406983898007/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Union beer time!

    a pint and a half bottle of anchor steam beer
    Figure 1. a pint and a half bottle of anchor steam beer.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon March 15, 2019 - 11:15 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/03/15/101757204735665164/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/03/15/101757204735665164/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. My hyacinth and jade are both flowering!

    Cut and uncut hyacinth with dark purple flowers.
    Figure 1. Cut and uncut hyacinth with dark purple flowers..
    Jade flowers
    Figure 2. Jade flowers.
    Cut hyacinth in a vase on the bookshelf
    Figure 3. Cut hyacinth in a vase on the bookshelf.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon March 11, 2019 - 3:33 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/03/11/101729910049121123/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/03/11/101729910049121123/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Crossing over my two favorite toxic discourses by reply-guying bouncing-ball videos of me highlighting words in a tweet and then writing “see?” in notepad in order to disclose to posters how bad their posts are in exchange for a slot in their hall of fame (block list).

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon March 04, 2019 - 5:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/03/04/101693445045073665/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/03/04/101693445045073665/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. “cat peed on the bed” difficulty level: discover pee by getting into bed to go to sleep

    difficulty multiplier: baby already sleeping right next to the bed

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 24, 2019 - 5:02 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/24/101645322388296237/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/24/101645322388296237/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. “The Emporer’s New Boots.”

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 22, 2019 - 4:25 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/22/101636683180090343/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/22/101636683180090343/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. People who reason about things using quadrant charts

    x-axis: insightful / not insightful

    y-axis: selling you something / doing a meme

    z-axis: whoa there’s a z-axis on this one i am so confused / if doing a matrix chart is good, more permutations is gooder, lets get a w-axis

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 22, 2019 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/22/101636672784554844/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/22/101636672784554844/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Content warning: bugs

    Excellent news, this just in, breaking, the epicenter of the bed bug infestation in our building that we’ve been spared from so far turns out to be in the apartment ours shares a bedroom wall with, this is fun to know and think about from time to time, to me, pause not

    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 20, 2019 - 12:42 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/20/101621650480669145/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/20/101621650480669145/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Finally picked up a frame for this masterpiece that is absolutely going over the commode

    watercolor on bristol, flowers encircling “I hate inspirational quotes” in black script, ornate carved frame in gold
    Figure 1. watercolor on bristol, flowers encircling “I hate inspirational quotes” in black script, ornate carved frame in gold.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 19, 2019 - 1:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/19/101616091668072452/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/19/101616091668072452/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. David Boogie, STARMAN

    getting ready to prep dinner by donning a hot pink ‘David Boogey’ “STARMAN” apron
    Figure 1. getting ready to prep dinner by donning a hot pink ‘David Boogey’ “STARMAN” apron.
    Posted on Mastodon over seven years agoon February 18, 2019 - 12:41 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/02/18/101610322243097591/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/02/18/101610322243097591/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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