A 20-something tailgated me through one of the new door sized bart gates this week, clearly waiting for the right person to follow, and I knew exactly what to do, keep listening to my podcast, acknowledge nothing, even with the stupid new turnstile, which is slow and annoying, beeping behind me.

hell yeah, we’re doing the moves, fare dodging, and we’re walking down the stairs like nothing happened, gg

(fwiw the tone is a solid beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for idk how many seconds)