Mastodon posts

  1. This is what real opsec guidance looks like

    Door sign over a badge reader of a cartoon alligator wearing a cape labeled “Tailgatoring? That’s not very gamer of you. Please do not tailgate or allow others to do so.”
    Figure 1. Door sign over a badge reader of a cartoon alligator wearing a cape labeled “Tailgatoring? That’s not very gamer of you. Please do not tailgate or allow others to do so.”.
  2. No don’t platform the fash u r so sexy haha 😂

  3. Fuck prop c how are cotton candy grapes a thing and why aren’t there more things like ‘em??? i just had one for the first time, wild

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_Candy_grapes

    Cotton Candy grapes - Wikipediaen.wikipedia.org (opens in a new tab)
  4. Disapprove of what the enemy says, but defend to the death their right say it, so that you can catch them doing a hypocrisy, and you can say to your base, “Got em!”, and you can print bulk mail showing you saying it, the ultimate victory. - Voltaire Tzu (D), CA

  5. Fianne deinstein

  6. I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it

    [computer reads back ’You said, “I haven’t done any research and I don’t get it.” Send message?’]

    Send

  7. Man, idk if it’s my kid’s cold or allergies but I want something darker tonight [opens something from the back of the fridge] oops there goes my last 2015 Anchor Christmas

    2015 Anchor Brewing Merry Christmas, Happy New Year
    Figure 1. 2015 Anchor Brewing Merry Christmas, Happy New Year.
  8. The realtor showing a ($1.8MM 2x1) flat a few blocks from our apartment that we were gawking in, to us: “How did you hear about the property?”

    “” “” “” “” “” “” “” “” to a boomer who followed us up the stairs: “Welcome! Are you in the market for a pied-à-terre? A view condo?”

  9. “While you were fighting hackers, I studied the boss.”

    Children’s book “Blue Hat, Green Hat”, by Sandra Bounton
    Figure 1. Children’s book “Blue Hat, Green Hat”, by Sandra Bounton.
  10. With the sad decline of actual clowning, tags are how clown-name energy now enters the world

    tags on a door by KWOTE, BRAIN, MISOE, MAROE, and others
    Figure 1. tags on a door by KWOTE, BRAIN, MISOE, MAROE, and others.
    white spray tag on a green door by ZECLO
    Figure 2. white spray tag on a green door by ZECLO.
    tags on a  green door by BLIGY, 7LLA, EBAN, BKO, and others
    Figure 3. tags on a green door by BLIGY, 7LLA, EBAN, BKO, and others.

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