Tfw yer at the phó shop having your usual coward’s phó tai and another fella comes in and out basics you and orders “chicken noodle soup”
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Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 17, 2019 - 8:00 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/17/102979497728942517/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/17/102979497728942517/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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Breve lucky charms send toot
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 15, 2019 - 9:38 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/15/102968558934439835/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/15/102968558934439835/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
All conference room AV systems should have little rubber prime buttons, chokes, pull starts, and run on 2-cycle fuel.
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 15, 2019 - 4:51 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/15/102967430520302015/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/15/102967430520302015/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 14, 2019 - 2:11 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/14/102961136961945242/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/14/102961136961945242/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet
Figure 1. red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view. had to swap out the old rack though ☹️☹️☹️
Figure 2. rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it. Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 08, 2019 - 3:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/08/102927451447452979/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/08/102927451447452979/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Good advice at the dmv yesterday
Figure 1. DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.. Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 05, 2019 - 11:31 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/05/102912379065738837/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/05/102912379065738837/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 05, 2019 - 8:59 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/05/102911782141162833/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/05/102911782141162833/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Quake postin
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon October 05, 2019 - 3:45 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/10/05/102910546245284224/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/10/05/102910546245284224/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
I’ve got the solution to San Francisco’s housing crisis, the ACME ARTIFICIAL ROCK. “Have fun, be popular, be a rock!”
Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon September 29, 2019 - 9:06 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/29/102877834083219925/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/09/29/102877834083219925/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown. -
Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao5uiWUzMx4
Brian Bennett - Solstice (HD)Released:1978Genre:Electronic/FunkStyle:Abstract, Disco, Space Brian Bennett -- Voyage (A Journey Into Discoid Funk) Credits▼ Artwork By -- Roy Simpson ...YouTube (opens in a new tab)Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon September 28, 2019 - 3:30 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2019/09/28/102870850301718461/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2019/09/28/102870850301718461/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.