Mastodon posts

  1. Tfw yer at the phó shop having your usual coward’s phó tai and another fella comes in and out basics you and orders “chicken noodle soup”

  2. Breve lucky charms send toot

  3. All conference room AV systems should have little rubber prime buttons, chokes, pull starts, and run on 2-cycle fuel.

  4. I turn over my MACHINE OF DEATH card and it says, “Cat whisker foot splinter.”

  5. Dad-bike craigslist bonus: the old CoPilots match my bike and the kid’s red helmet

    red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view
    Figure 1. red and white road bike with a matching used red and white blackburn copilot rear-rack mount child seat, rear view.

    had to swap out the old rack though ☹️☹️☹️

    rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it
    Figure 2. rear bike rack with a black and red “support our troops” ribbon sticker on it.
  6. Good advice at the dmv yesterday

    DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it.
    Figure 1. DMV sign with “do not sell pot 2 cops!” written in sharpie on it..
  7. I’m sorry but if you wear a math hat you are a nerd i don’t make up the rules and anyway you should know better

  8. Quake postin

  9. I’ve got the solution to San Francisco’s housing crisis, the ACME ARTIFICIAL ROCK. “Have fun, be popular, be a rock!”

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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