Mastodon posts

  1. I know it’s a beat and all that but i hate the damned crime blotter and will skip it every time I get to it (rss), things are desperate out there and that shit is like an obituary section with no bios, just how much it hurt and what they had to do to put it off

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 25, 2020 - 4:50 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/25/103717681995576980/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/25/103717681995576980/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Busy day but i’m still matching bernie donations (this one is mine)

    my kid (16 months old) will now flex on demand if he feels like it

    “how strong are you?”

    💪 😬 💪

    it is cute as hell, anyway here’s another $100 for pee paw, send me your receipts and i’ll match em

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 25, 2020 - 12:53 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/25/103716750646865779/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/25/103716750646865779/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. Frisco pals, do you have a few gallons of water stashed somewhere just in case the big one hits? good for you! don’t stack them like we did! both of these puppies deformed and ruptured under a third, and turned our hall closet into Lake Shoe Rack

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 24, 2020 - 4:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/24/103714720933207498/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/24/103714720933207498/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Your kid at the playground: simpleton, uses the equipment, plays in the sand

    my kid at the playground: survivor, deep in the weeds over the curb that surrounds the park rummaging through trash, breaking limbs off of dead weeds, emerging only to steal toys

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 23, 2020 - 11:13 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/23/103710693983046161/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/23/103710693983046161/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. I am once again posting socialist cash to best capitalist trash

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 23, 2020 - 3:52 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/23/103708958494919086/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/23/103708958494919086/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Literally any event in the future light cone: “this is good for b̶i̶t̶c̶o̶i̶n̶ buttigieg”

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 23, 2020 - 5:51 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/23/103706595279313461/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/23/103706595279313461/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. Any major tesla car’s autopilot will tell you it is a sovereign citizen

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 22, 2020 - 9:20 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/22/103704588563382500/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/22/103704588563382500/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. The bell at the yankee

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 22, 2020 - 9:07 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/22/103704535639387726/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/22/103704535639387726/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. Big ‘printed off of http://marxists.org with netscape navigator on the big color inkjet at work’ energy

    Marxists Internet ArchiveThe most complete library of Marxism with content in 80 languages and the works of over 720 authors readily accessible by archive, subject, or history as well as hundreds of periodicals.marxists.org

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 22, 2020 - 4:46 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/22/103703509509233216/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/22/103703509509233216/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Morning palm slam and two matches not from hell site, from last night (i go to bed at 9)

    Posted on Mastodon over six years agoon February 22, 2020 - 3:37 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2020/02/22/103703238442030098/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2020/02/22/103703238442030098/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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