Mastodon posts

  1. Daily bread and a nice discord match

  2. Another dad, to me, at gott’s, pointing at my shirt: “is that bernie getting arrested?”

    me: “yep”

    dad: “that’s awesome!”

    almost forgot to palm slam my daily, gonna be maxed out on super tuesday at this rate

  3. Realizing that my kid’s coolest toy is probably gonners because we haven’t seen it in a while and “a while” lines up really well with about when he learned how trash cans work and wondering how we can all, as adults, regain this childhood sense of wonder / how trashcans work

  4. Matching total contributions too but only nice ones

  5. Having a lotta baby shampoo at home gives me an idea—if I lather up my face in the morning and don’t rinse it off, I can touch my face all I want during the day without any consequence

  6. Grammarly is the shen yun of online

  7. Stop calling the socialists “liberals” challenge

  8. Every morning our kid wakes up between 4:30 and 4:45. i haven’t slept past 5 in over a year

    every morning at 6:00, KCSM 99.1 opens the 6:00 block with Billie Holiday’s “I Hear Music”

    v nice

    https://youtu.be/QE89uBF6mXo

    Billie Holiday - I hear musicHI, we would like to present you something new musically speaking. Our tracks are not present in the YouTube library. Our music library contains thousands of...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

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