Mastodon posts

  1. I’ve never needed to ask someone to keep an eye on someone fixating on me’s posts (feels like a stretch to call it harassment) so that i could just block, mute, go private, and not peek at their feed all the dammed time but it works really well

    for me, at least, it’s like:

    before: ugh, better check to see if they’re still posting about me

    after:

  2. This month the one year old has mastered saying “shh!”, “no-no-no-no-no”, and pretending to snore like I do, as in:

    “Be quiet please, Daddy’s sleeping.”

    “No-no-no!, [snores, laughs, holds one finger to his mouth], shh! shh! No-no-no-no!”

  3. Alright, I made the number go up until wikipedia didn’t know what I was talking about

    folks! we need a sixth international!

  4. Every time you use the option key on a mac you are solving a trolley problem ⌥

  5. Well, it feels better at least!

    #4 “””””taper”””” on the sides, #8 on top

  6. Neighbors have friends over 🙃 who have a couple of kids 🙃 who are playing with my kid’s toys in the shared courtyard out back 🙃 which we only leave out because our kid is the only one in the building 🙃 and it is the only place we can take him during the week 🙃

  7. Imagining pausing at the protest to stop and read an article in one of those newspapers people inevitably try to hand out at protests and opening it to a page about historical relativism and a lightbulb of ideology turning on over my head and calling all my comrades in

  8. People who say “do better” shut the fuck up and organize something

Pizza Slow (high quality)

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