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Mastodon posts

  1. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DIRECT MAIL CATALOG INTO THE SLOT. ITS WOMEN BE VACATIONING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START EMAILING SOME SHIT LIKE HEY@WHITECOTTONBEACHPANTS.COM ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, WHO DOES NOT LIVE HERE ANYMORE. PLEASE STOP SENDING…

  2. Christo and Jeanne-Claude are back from the dead and back on their bullshit. i gotta say. to me? it never made sense, and this time it is even worse

  3. “entrepreneurs” (pejorative)

  4. here are a few things I do instead of hate read:

    1. remark “ah, this is self harm, gonna skip it”

    2. append a few names to the “people to be very very rude to IRL if ever encountered”

    3. remark “how do you possibly have the time? get a job. go to church or something.”

  5. “actually existing neoliberalism”