Mastodon posts

1. unpopular opinions but:

   🙅🏽 knock me down

   🙅🏽 step in my face

   🙅🏽 slander my name all over the place

   🙅🏽 burn my house

   🙅🏽 steal my car

   🙅🏽 drink my liquor from an old fruit-jar

2. 🔪🔪🔪

   

   45 minutes later, all knives, peelers, openers, and scrappers down!

   i’ve started taking the whole board out on the patio and cutting just the onions plein air, no tears 🥲

3. rly hits different when it’s 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, 👏🏼 i n g o, and bingo was his name-o

4. tore out the previous owner’s home alarm system so if anyone wants to B&E, it won’t be loud. please finish my spackling n’ painting, thanks in advance (i hate finish work)

   always been p convinced that home alarm systems are scams, only bits of old This Old House I skip through

5. I Voted! 🇺🇸