talking to a guy in a black balaclava and black pajamas in line behind me at brunch and he said this is his going-away bottomless mimosa session because he’s leaving “san fran” (sic) for a city that isn’t so tough on hard working property criminals like himself
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i would just automate this but i haven’t been able to figure out where the app stores the damned mutes
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i love when people say “stay tuned” in the modern era where everything is a form of boss/worker communications like an inbox or notification or some other white number in a red circle and, double the suggestion is from a boss in the first place
“stay tuned, to me, the boss” lol
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I am also brilliant, if you ask me.
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ever since chesa was recalled, the fruit fly cloud surrounding my building’s compost and trash bins where i hang out has been out of control, this happening to anyone else? im thinking about getting one of these hats with a fan in the brim, idk what else to do at this point
