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  1. Drew curtis’s fark enlightenment

  2. Https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-KuE2sp29U (fun performance!)

    Missile Blues (W. Montgomery's cover)Playing the transcription that I did of Wes' great solo over his tune "Missile Blues". Getting my thumb technique practice here! Comments and critique are ve...YouTube (opens in a new tab)

    I’m sitting here playing the intro and fun run of augmented chords up and down a half-whole scale and the descending 13ths from the intro to Missile Blues over and over again (0:15 through 0:20) instead of learning any of the song

  3. Duct taping the end of a kite string to the two year old like my buddy used to do to “walk” his box turtle and rehearsing saying “i know how to get to the playground alone thank you” with him until he gets it through without messing up once, then opening the garage door

  4. ♩ ♩ ♫ ♩ ♫ ♩

    springtime for biden in washington

    we’ve been denied this rhythm for a sitting p for twenty years

  5. Third way implies the existence of a first way

  6. My favorite two gimmicks from Steve Conrad’s shows ( https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4687882/ and https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8912384/) is that he has his characters call each other by first name a lot, and a lot of responses are just “Cool.” So if I say “Cool.” that’s what I’m doing.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iPf_T7OYdo

    Every Time John Lakeman Says "Cool" in PatriotFeaturing seasons 1 & 2 of Patriot, on Amazon Prime:https://amzn.to/2Wa4g25YouTube (opens in a new tab)

    Cool.

  7. Just put a sofa out for DPW that was destroyed by our three cats, that nobody on craigslist wanted for the low price of free, and that every pet and everyone in my family except for me has peed on, and it somehow still feels wrong to me to leave it out because it’s raining out

  8. Bath bombs for old Junior, not my idea

  9. Crypto-produce still has to adhere to normativity re: roots and stems on account of the velcro, but the potty can go next to the sofa because squeezing behind the sofa is where the kid does his business after a “close eyes” order, for privacy

  10. Wrap it up salmonailures