Pizza Slow (high quality)

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  1. Michelle tandler is the kind of name you pick on the character select screen in a NES game that couldn’t get a deal or didn’t want to pay the San Francisco franchise fees, only because you liked pizza slow, even though pizza slow was from a different, direct-to-vhs thing

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 23, 2021 - 4:17 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/23/105778631732908448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/23/105778631732908448/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  2. Can be damn sure i’m unfollowing all these doctors once this is all over

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 23, 2021 - 3:31 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/23/105778452311920629/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/23/105778452311920629/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  3. The two kinds of diaper filling energies my kid has:

    A) Wilsonesque top-of-head-visible, standing behind the sofa playing with toys quietly

    B) standing on his trampoline holding the support bar and telling everyone else in the room to close their eyes

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 22, 2021 - 4:32 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775859307432479/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/22/105775859307432479/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  4. Immediately rejected laying in bed headache thoughts, so please pretend I’m posting this on substack:

    Graeber style book Scams -> “War on Scams” -> “send in the troops” on usury lenders, private owners, insurers, etc -> quadruple wages for workers -> UBI to ex-financiers

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 22, 2021 - 4:26 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775835518778420/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/22/105775835518778420/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  5. Discourse synthesis today seems to be that n**ra t*nden interrupting people when she posts is not OK

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 22, 2021 - 4:17 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775800204448067/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/22/105775800204448067/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  6. Accidentallied a breve bottle yesterday, noticed before i gave it to the child, thought i’d be smart slapping a squeeze top on it, not strong enough to squeeze a baby bottle, feel dumb again

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 22, 2021 - 3:23 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/22/105775588038341911/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/22/105775588038341911/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  7. There are three cups! (makin’ San Bei Ji)

    PS i’m gonna rinse this jasmine

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 18, 2021 - 1:31 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/18/105749668516996724/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/18/105749668516996724/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  8. Rest in piss rush!

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 17, 2021 - 5:28 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/17/105747768696516157/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/17/105747768696516157/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  9. When i worked at a (non-union shop) grocery store (onion style headshot of me at 19 wearing a red apron captioned “assistant dairy manager”) my supervisor was able to buy the stale bread and spoiled produce for pennies on the dollar because she had a few pigs on the farm at home

    she tried a few times to work out getting stuff to humans but it was a nonstarter on account of the complications

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 17, 2021 - 4:22 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/17/105747509288844201/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/17/105747509288844201/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

  10. Now that it isn’t in constant sun, or rosemary is actually flowering, something that i didn’t realize rosemary even did, really

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon February 14, 2021 - 11:18 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/02/14/105732159932459297/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/02/14/105732159932459297/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.
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