Mastodon posts

1. Every morning I convert scrambled eggs to muscle by doing one thing and every evening I convert IPAs to belly doing another thing, in dialectical terms, this is what we call “a contradiction”, sniff

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 11, 2021 - 5:34 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106217766025541937/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/11/106217766025541937/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. There is a specific plot of children’s books that is all about how the parent will be there for the kid over the next forty years of their life and then die and i could absolutely do without it

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 11, 2021 - 3:08 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106214360962343332/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/11/106214360962343332/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Gai pad krapow

   

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 11, 2021 - 2:07 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/11/106214120902886599/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/11/106214120902886599/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. One cut flower (long stem) got enough water, the other (short stem) did not, same size vase.

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 10, 2021 - 4:02 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/10/106211741576783488/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/10/106211741576783488/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. One misspelling in every post, that’s the gravely garuntee

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 08, 2021 - 10:24 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/08/106201919734254562/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/08/106201919734254562/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. In which Roland Barthes has bad opinions about The Brittish Bake Off’s Showstopper round, what a low down bummer

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 08, 2021 - 10:21 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/08/106201907956969149/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/08/106201907956969149/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Incredible duck-rabbit phrasing here

   who is “someone”

   who is “they”

   whose “hard-earned” money?

   if every example use is a return to capital, how are any “stimulus”

   🐍🐀

   https://twitter.com/search?q=sayrhino&src=typed_query

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 06, 2021 - 2:58 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/06/106188838078108286/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/06/106188838078108286/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Tfw the invisible hand isn’t simply your own hand, made invisible to others (simpletons, rubes, the undeserving, etc) by your innate confidence and cunning, like it was in every previous situation

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 05, 2021 - 3:28 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/05/106180462750313968/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/05/106180462750313968/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Which way western man?

   

   

   Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 04, 2021 - 7:21 PM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/04/106178549596045229/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/04/106178549596045229/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Lemon-line emotive forces shape the gestalt of the brand identity

    Posted on Mastodon over five years agoon May 04, 2021 - 1:49 AM and archived here at /mastodon/2021/05/04/106174413080635356/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/mastodon/2021/05/04/106174413080635356/ in the Mastodon collection in both HTML and markdown.