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Mastodon posts

  1. Most evening outdoor dining in san francisco has been too cold and windy to enjoy, but people seem to employ a magical thinking climate strategy generally, so why not let them have this one too?

  2. [after using CIA telepathy to deprogram all of the reactionaries in my zip code from being able to sign petitions] “Wow, what a tough day in the office, I could really go for some shrimp scampi and some smooth music.“ https://youtu.be/A1ZDwDZqPXk

    paul skyland - give me your loveA Song For Robin / Give Me Your Love (198x)YouTube (opens in a new tab)

  3. When bernie sanders talks about the 1% having an outsized control of the economy, he is talking about the people who bought (??) and read comic books when they were kids

  4. The Slimline is now available mounted in an attractive cork board that is also a telephone book holder. And these are your three wall plate plate options. Use any equipment other than ours and we will sue you, asshole. We’re the phone company."

  5. Black/none, chrome/none, white/white over pink: off the todo list from forever ago

  6. The boss mentality that everyone on here should use “real name” display names and handles, and a headshot photo, is completely untethered from reality

    i can barely post without couching everything in some hokey gimmick, and you want my ID? pound sand

  7. [VH-1 Pop Up Video bubble] Activists like to make a big stink about the how many toilets there are in Jeff Bezos’s Washington, DC home: 25.

    [beat]

    [VH-1 Pop Up V bubble] London Breed had the toilets removed from her San Francisco home.

  8. Just learned about butter bells for the first time, kinda mad about that

  9. It’s obvious to everyone else from the lore that curious george wrote all these curious george stories, isn’t it?

  10. Https://teslamotorsclub.com/2021/06/09/boring-company-opens-vegas-loop/ is the tesla motors club a three-piece patch organization?