Mastodon posts

1. be me, doing crimes,

   a robot treads in.

   the robot says,

   “WARNING!”

   “THIS PRODUCT CAN EXPOSE YOU TO CHEMICALS INCLUDING ARSENIC, WHICH IS KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER.”

   the bomb the robot is holding explodes, killing me instantly

2. A ROBOT

   CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

   THEREFORE A ROBOT MUST NEVER

   RECEIVE QUALIFIED IMMUNITY

3. Norm!

   

4. 💃🏽

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYiGd853mQ

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5. 49 muni driver explaining to another muni driver (passenger) that he learned to drive one of these things “on 9/11 you know? while the planes were flying into the buildings, 9/11? i was learning to drive one of these things for the first time. shoot.”