Mastodon posts

  1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lp_sjTfmJQ “One Moment Please” - Romaal Kultan - the soundtrack of me flipping from chat to tab to chat to tab to email to chat to thinking about dinner looking for my shoes in four places for the third time going back to chat, posting about RSA because it came to mind, hearing this song, that synth line making me anxious as hell, finding my shoes, shazaming the song, posting it, lol gd that line is anxious, I gotta go for a walk

    One Moment PleaseProvided to YouTube by Label Worx LimitedOne Moment Please · Romaal KultanOne Moment Please℗ Personal DiscsReleased on: 2022-04-13Producer: Ollie MalinCompos...YouTube

  2. Sitting criss-cross applesauce on a gym mat in my exercise get-up with my eyes closed and my arms raised into broadcast position calming emitting ”I’m not going to RSA" energy to universe.

    Okay, that should work, I think to myself, foolishly.

  3. view from the dentist’s chair

    photograph of an open window with the Transamerica building in the center, through which a mirror on a perpendicular wall shows a view of the top of the salesforce tower (which needs a better name imo)one of those lead blankets they use for x-rays hands on a rack below the mirrormy astro teacher in high school used to lol about those x-ray bibs, apparently the radiation you could get hit with by an xray machine ist like, not even close to what you get hit with taking any airline flight? i should look that up

  4. lmao a driver going south on Valencia turning right on Duboce with the windows all the way down inching into the bike lane was loudly scolded into the open passenger window by two guys ahead of me YOU ARE TURNING RIGHT ON A NO TURN RED while they pointed at the signs as I approached behind them hitting both of my breaks turned turned right on the red

    purpose of a system is what does yes I know it’s 420 but c’mon they had an SF parking sticker on the bumper, they’re a local

    google maps street view of the no turn on red signs, red (cyclists had the green in this case)

    the last time I yelled at someone doing the same thing at the same intersection, the guys working the oil change spot got on their drive through intercom PA and said [PHSK!] “STOP YELLING”

    (also not trying to be a bike account but this shit happens multiple times a day but we just talked about this spot lolsob)

  5. everloving wife couldn’t find my wool cardigan to steal so she put on the very moth eaten cashmere pullover that she asks me to get rid of every single time i wear, going on ten years, since the moths were a real problem, and which she had never ever worn before, on account of all the moth holes in it, and said “damn sweater is comfy as hell.”

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