Pizza Slow (high quality)

Mastodon posts

  1. Migrating my compute and data off of freeBSD and ZFS to a cluster of two cycle leaf blowers in a spare room with all the pull starters tied off to to the two risers of the skydiving harness I every-day-wear and jumping out the window of my building

  2. One week into stealing a carton of marlboro lights out of an unlocked car at 14 I found myself hanging w/ the fellas as the new girl in town approached like Dreamweaver was on and hurriedly lit one to be cool and it did not work at all and I kept smoking for 10 years lol πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

  3. Advice for u.s. players from high sr (grandmaster and top 500) ranked players: get good, click heads

  4. PMA getting real hard lately

  5. /skronkin’/ at la batterie morte

  6. πŸ§ˆπŸ“

  7. Garfield lookin’ at a β€˜housing for all’ poster wondering who it’s for

  8. Going back to finish slobodian’s β€˜globalists’ and boy howdy it is infuriating that these jerks β€œwon”

    gonna try this line at work when my boss asks for my annual plan

    β€œwe are not intellectually equipped to improve the working of our system by β€˜planning’, lol, lmao”

  9. Oye. a [fully code switching to an standard american english accent] β€œscammer” [switching back] nicked me apes