Facebook posts

1. The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma

   And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 28, 2011 - 6:25 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/28/18-25-00-the-only-unlocked-computer-tomfoolery-i-endorse-is/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/28/18-25-00-the-only-unlocked-computer-tomfoolery-i-endorse-is/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. Surprise tour opportunity!

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 27, 2011 - 1:16 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/27/13-16-00-surprise-tour-opportunity/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/27/13-16-00-surprise-tour-opportunity/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. I never noticed until I sprained my right wrist: I spacebar exclusively with my right thumb.

   And, that’s my story.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 26, 2011 - 9:58 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/26/21-58-00-i-never-noticed-until-i-sprained-my-right-wrist-i/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/26/21-58-00-i-never-noticed-until-i-sprained-my-right-wrist-i/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. The sound of one hand clicking.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 25, 2011 - 11:09 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/25/11-09-00-the-sound-of-one-hand-clicking/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/25/11-09-00-the-sound-of-one-hand-clicking/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 24, 2011 - 7:08 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/24/19-08-00-this-sprained-wrist-is-going-to-be-annoying-for-a/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/24/19-08-00-this-sprained-wrist-is-going-to-be-annoying-for-a/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 11:34 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/23-34-00-if-im-going-to-get-30-of-you-past-the-double-doors/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/23/23-34-00-if-im-going-to-get-30-of-you-past-the-double-doors/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Don’t click a cow, man!

   —Herodotus

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 23, 2011 - 10:39 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. North Beach Trans-Amerifog

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 22, 2011 - 10:33 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/22-33-00-north-beach-trans-amerifog/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/22/22-33-00-north-beach-trans-amerifog/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Call me morbid, call me pale,
   I spent six hours on your trail
   Six full hours of my life your trail

   And if then I had five seconds to spare
   So I clicked my cow.

   —The Clicks

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 22, 2011 - 2:26 PM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/14-26-00-call-me-morbid-call-me-pale/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/22/14-26-00-call-me-morbid-call-me-pale/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. The cow clicks in mysterious ways.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon July 22, 2011 - 1:11 AM and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/01-11-00-the-cow-clicks-in-mysterious-ways/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2011/07/22/01-11-00-the-cow-clicks-in-mysterious-ways/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.