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1. Sazerac!

2. SCENE III
   Lunch

   A:
   ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

   B:
   “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

   A:
   “Ah, me too, duh.”

   B:
   “Yeah.”

3. http://t.co/zP7DV7sKjp irlol

4. My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.

   Easy street.

5. Yum, Sierra Nevada “Blindfold” Black IPA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/sierra-nevada-blindfold/183919/