Facebook posts

1. This aspergerspedia thing (shut it, I was fanboying Bowie and have always loved the term) sorts shades alphabetically. https://t.co/mOtbAEak

   Electric blue (color) - Wikipediat.co (opens in a new tab)

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 18, 2012 - 10:50 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/18/22-50-00-this-aspergerspedia-thing-shut-it-i-was-fanboying/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/18/22-50-00-this-aspergerspedia-thing-shut-it-i-was-fanboying/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. How many of you get splinters/glass in your feet that turn out to just be cat hair? I’m the only one? “Soft feet” is kind of a shitty superpower.

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 18, 2012 - 8:11 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/18/20-11-00-how-many-of-you-get-splintersglass-in-your-feet-th/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/18/20-11-00-how-many-of-you-get-splintersglass-in-your-feet-th/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. I’m so going to this!

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 18, 2012 - 10:52 AM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/18/10-52-00-im-so-going-to-this/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/18/10-52-00-im-so-going-to-this/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Oh jeeze, what a douchebag.

   “Cole Harper, may you never have sex again.”

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 16, 2012 - 10:18 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/16/22-18-00-oh-jeeze-what-a-douchebag/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/16/22-18-00-oh-jeeze-what-a-douchebag/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. Beep beep beep.

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 15, 2012 - 2:14 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/15/14-14-00-beep-beep-beep/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/15/14-14-00-beep-beep-beep/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Roll credits.

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 12, 2012 - 11:27 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/12/23-27-00-roll-credits/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/12/23-27-00-roll-credits/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. Just watched the video of Amanda and I getting married. And you were there, and you were there, and you were there. Thanks Aaron and Kathy and Elam and Will!

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 12, 2012 - 11:16 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/12/23-16-00-just-watched-the-video-of-amanda-and-i-getting-mar/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/12/23-16-00-just-watched-the-video-of-amanda-and-i-getting-mar/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Amanda on Voltaire and me on Chardonnay, on the beach.

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 12, 2012 - 5:07 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/12/17-07-00-amanda-on-voltaire-and-me-on-chardonnay-on-the-bea/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/12/17-07-00-amanda-on-voltaire-and-me-on-chardonnay-on-the-bea/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. Off we go!

   Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 12, 2012 - 5:03 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/12/17-03-00-off-we-go/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/12/17-03-00-off-we-go/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Sleep when you’re dead.

    Posted on Facebook over 14 years agoon May 12, 2012 - 1:09 PM and archived here at /facebook/2012/05/12/13-09-00-sleep-when-youre-dead/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2012/05/12/13-09-00-sleep-when-youre-dead/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.