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1. “Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.

   OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.

2. C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
   10 CLS
   20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
   30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
   40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
   50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
   60 GOTO 10

3. Finally trying Lung Shan after years living around the corner. No line for Sunday lunch.

4. Kathryn Moczulski This is unacceptable:

5. IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO
   ALONE! TAKE THIS.

            snark