Facebook posts

1. “Hutton!” —Jerry Seinfeld, fist clenched, teeth bared.

   OK. Me instead of Jerry, but the same everything else.

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 15, 2013 - 8:02 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/15/20-02-00-hutton-jerry-seinfeld-fist-clenched-teeth-bared/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/15/20-02-00-hutton-jerry-seinfeld-fist-clenched-teeth-bared/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. C:> TYPE ENGINEER.BAS
   10 CLS
   20 PRINT “Well, actually.”
   30 PRINT “I’m just saying.”
   40 PRINT “Yeah, but.”
   50 PRINT “Oh. I see.”
   60 GOTO 10

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 15, 2013 - 8:40 AM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/15/08-40-00-c-type-engineer/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/15/08-40-00-c-type-engineer/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Finally trying Lung Shan after years living around the corner. No line for Sunday lunch.

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 14, 2013 - 2:20 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/14/14-20-00-finally-trying-lung-shan-after-years-living-around/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/14/14-20-00-finally-trying-lung-shan-after-years-living-around/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Kathryn Moczulski This is unacceptable:

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 06, 2013 - 7:49 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/06/19-49-00-kathryn-moczulski-this-is-unacceptable/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/06/19-49-00-kathryn-moczulski-this-is-unacceptable/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO
   ALONE! TAKE THIS.

            snark
   

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 05, 2013 - 10:47 AM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/05/10-47-00-its-dangerous-to-go/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/05/10-47-00-its-dangerous-to-go/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Sazerac!

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 04, 2013 - 6:29 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/04/18-29-00-sazerac/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/04/18-29-00-sazerac/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. SCENE III
   Lunch

   A:
   ”You hear so-and-so quit?”

   B:
   “I didn’t. But they LinkedIn connected with me, so.”

   A:
   “Ah, me too, duh.”

   B:
   “Yeah.”

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 03, 2013 - 7:04 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/03/19-04-00-scene-iii/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/03/19-04-00-scene-iii/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Http://t.co/zP7DV7sKjp irlol

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon April 01, 2013 - 10:25 AM and archived here at /facebook/2013/04/01/10-25-00-httpt/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/04/01/10-25-00-httpt/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. My bartender just bought my beer because I knew to ask if he was asking about an African or European swallow.

   Easy street.

   Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon March 30, 2013 - 8:50 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/03/30/20-50-00-my-bartender-just-bought-my-beer-because-i-knew-to/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/03/30/20-50-00-my-bartender-just-bought-my-beer-because-i-knew-to/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Yum, Sierra Nevada “Blindfold” Black IPA: http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/sierra-nevada-blindfold/183919/

    Posted on Facebook over 13 years agoon March 27, 2013 - 7:38 PM and archived here at /facebook/2013/03/27/19-38-00-yum-sierra-nevada-blindfold-black-ipa-httpwww/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2013/03/27/19-38-00-yum-sierra-nevada-blindfold-black-ipa-httpwww/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.