Our neighbors (http://j.mp/hf1dDv) haven’t turned their kitchen light off in the 9 months we’ve lived here. They will henceforth be referred to as “The British Empire.”
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Monitors are slippery.
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My first night of the next dozen days of bachelorhood: oven-bake pizza and an nice bottle of 100% punch-in-the-face-lenoir Kaz Mainliner.
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Going Moobile
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Smooth.