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1. I don’t know if you’ve been paying attention. If you’ve been doing your own homework. But maybe, well, it seems to me at least, that Glenn Beck clicked a cow and made it moo in 1990.

   I mean, this is horrible to say, but who is this guy and who else clicks cows like that? I worry about my country. Oh I know who. Hitler clicked cows. I’m not drawing any conclusions there, but Glenn Beck clicked cows, and Hitler clicked cows. What could this mean?

2. Employees must wash their hands before returning from clicking.

3. So we’re debating the merits of the various Star Trek series and intra-series episodic styles/classifications. Did I mention we’re hiring!?!?

4. Very rapidly indeed.

5. Something for your back pocket: In a footnote in Burton’s Arabian Nights (in the second eunuch’s tale), he coins the portmanteau ‘drinkitite’, as in “Gosh, I sure have built up one heck of a drinkitite.”