Facebook posts

If I’m going to get 30+ of you past the double doors into my building for a party at midnight, you’ll laugh at my fucking ali baba and the 40 thieves joke.

Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/23-34-00-if-im-going-to-get-30-of-you-past-the-double-doors/ in the Facebook collection.
Don’t click a cow, man!

—Herodotus

Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/23/10-39-00-dont-click-a-cow-man/ in the Facebook collection.
North Beach Trans-Amerifog

Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/22-33-00-north-beach-trans-amerifog/ in the Facebook collection.
Call me morbid, call me pale,
I spent six hours on your trail
Six full hours of my life your trail

And if then I had five seconds to spare
So I clicked my cow.

—The Clicks

Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/14-26-00-call-me-morbid-call-me-pale/ in the Facebook collection.
The cow clicks in mysterious ways.

Posted on Facebook over 15 years ago and archived here at /facebook/2011/07/22/01-11-00-the-cow-clicks-in-mysterious-ways/ in the Facebook collection.