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  1. The only unlocked-computer tomfoolery I endorse is ponies: http://t.co/n3s44ma

    And I just got got: http://t.co/UBwtH0r

  2. Surprise tour opportunity!

  3. I never noticed until I sprained my right wrist: I spacebar exclusively with my right thumb.

    And, that’s my story.

  4. The sound of one hand clicking.

  5. This sprained wrist is going to be annoying for a while. Don’t mess up stupid bike tricks, folks.