Facebook posts

1. tell him about the cow kate
   cow?
   yeah, there’s an cloud cow you can click up on the roof
   take the stairs, over there
   yeah!
   sure!
   thanks!

   • Kate half-way waives
   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 19, 2010 - 11:14 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/19/11-14-00-guy-tell-him-about-the-cow-kate/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/19/11-14-00-guy-tell-him-about-the-cow-kate/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. CLICK 5000™, with space age Cow Clicker®™ MOO 5050™ audio effects so real, you’ll think you actually clicked a cow.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 17, 2010 - 6:47 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/17/18-47-00-click-5000tm-with-space-age-cow-clickertm-moo-5050/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/17/18-47-00-click-5000tm-with-space-age-cow-clickertm-moo-5050/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. Moo.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 16, 2010 - 8:11 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/16/20-11-00-moo/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/16/20-11-00-moo/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. Here in the pasture of clicks
   You look through the app list
   This is the pasture of clicks
   One step through the wall

   Roll out that special click
   This is our favorite one
   Please don’t try to leave
   Don’t leave the pasture of clicks

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zAbEMoXzQ8

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   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 15, 2010 - 11:04 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/15/23-04-00-here-in-the-pasture-of-clicks/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/15/23-04-00-here-in-the-pasture-of-clicks/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. If my cow went through a TSA security perimeter it would probably opt-out of the Rapiscan backscatter screening. Then I bet a TSA agent would try to click it. 😦

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 15, 2010 - 12:25 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/15/12-25-00-if-my-cow-went-through-a-tsa-security-perimeter-it/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/15/12-25-00-if-my-cow-went-through-a-tsa-security-perimeter-it/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. It’s the moo of the cow, it’s
   the thrill of the click
   Rising up to the shared wall posts of our facebook friends
   And the last known friend
   clicks his cow in the pasture
   And he’s spamming us all with the moo of the cow

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 14, 2010 - 10:04 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/14/22-04-00-its-the-moo-of-the-cow-its/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/14/22-04-00-its-the-moo-of-the-cow-its/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. The devil logged into Facebook, he was looking for a cow to click
   He didn’t have any friend’s clicks to click: he was looking to buy a click.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 13, 2010 - 4:28 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/13/16-28-00-the-devil-logged-into-facebook-he-was-looking-for/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/13/16-28-00-the-devil-logged-into-facebook-he-was-looking-for/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Veni, vidi, clicki.

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 13, 2010 - 10:08 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/13/10-08-00-veni-vidi-clicki/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/13/10-08-00-veni-vidi-clicki/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. TGIC!

   Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 12, 2010 - 10:40 AM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/12/10-40-00-tgic/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/12/10-40-00-tgic/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. Click if you got 'em.

    Posted on Facebook over 15 years agoon November 11, 2010 - 11:10 PM and archived here at /facebook/2010/11/11/23-10-00-click-if-you-got-em/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/facebook/2010/11/11/23-10-00-click-if-you-got-em/ in the Facebook collection in both HTML and markdown.