Just realized the nerve damage on my right index finger is from playing too much NBA Maximum Hangtime on the arcade machine at work. It hurts when I type and use my trackpad. But I gotta hold that turbo button for the best dunks and steals!
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About to take over the world. Sadly, The Jams, my favorite culture jammers, aren’t playable.
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Underscores, FINAL, and a date in the file name printed on a physical thing: a shameful thing.
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Young man, how is it that you do not click?
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“Man, what a great Sunday to get totally stoned and drag the congo out to the sidewalk and jam w/ my public address system playing the same six CDs on shuffle repeat including Carlos Santana’s Greatest Hits (sic), I don’t even think I’m going to be ashamed that my playing can be very generously described as ‘abstract’ and more accurately described as arhythmic” – a talentless sociopath neighbor living in the building across 18th street from me, every single Sunday afternoon.