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  1. Space Ghost Coast to Coast fortunes

    The Bill Brasky fortunes never get old. But just in case, I threw together some Space Ghost Coast to Coast fortunes!

    sgc2c.tar.gz.

    [grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
    "Did you ever meet Haystack Calhoun? He was a MOUNTAIN of a man."   -Leonard Ghostal
    [grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
    Space Ghost: So, Zorak, how was your weekend?
    Zorak: I, uh, I did some volunteer work over at the orphanage.
    [grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
    Space Ghost: [looking for Zorak] Green... wears a vest... tall guy...   bald...
    Zorak: ...no pants..
    [grant@bender var]$ fortune sgc2c
    Moltar: This is how I am. I'm destroying the planet!
    Denis Leary: Is that so?
    Moltar: Yeah. And I'm having a sale too.`

    Put the contents of that tarball in /usr/share/games/fortune or somewhere similar and enjoy!

    I keep this in my ~/.login

    > `[ -x /usr/games/fortune ] && /usr/games/fortune brasky sgc2c   `
  2. Making Pizza Paradiso Pizza

    Pizza Paradiso is my all time favorite neapolitan pizza, beer bar, and restaurant. If ever find yourself in Washington DC, make a point of stopping in.

    pizza paradiso's logo
    Figure 1. pizza paradiso's logo.

    The owner and chef RuthGresser has posted a 17 part video series on how she makes her pizza’s!

    Awesome, I can’t wait to try my hand at making a pie. Baltimore has plenty of Italian deli’s that can be utilized to skip the laborious dough making process. We buy our pizza dough and other ingredients from Di Pasquale’s in Highlandtown and when we are feeling lazy stay and have a neapolitan pizza from their brick oven.

  3. TV-B-Gone II

    Kill your television folks! Adbust your counterculture!

    Bloggers at one of the major annual electronics conferences used a tv-b-gone to power off electronics used by presenters. What ~hilarious pranksters~ jerks.

    Great comments over at Webware.

    There is an interesting infosec black/white hat divide on response to the issue. There is also a lot of hacker-ish blaming the victim going around. Lame.

    Video of the idiocy.

  4. Shmoocon 2008 tickets ordered!

    I grabbed 10 Shmoocon tickets this year, and that was forgetting two people.

    shmoo cartoon character
    Figure 1. shmoo cartoon character.

    Last year our group was able to upgrade to a suite. We’ll be trying some smooth William Shatner moves to repeat the upgrade this year.

    UPDATE: We waited too long to get hotel reservations and sure enough, the entire Marriott in Woodley Park is booked. We ended up getting rooms at the Washington Marriott, which is at 22nd and M St. NW. After SANS at the Woodley Marriott for a week last month I could use the upgrade / change of neighborhood.

  5. vim google

    Ben: http://www.google.com/experimental/ you can now enable google vim like bindings on web searches via cookie the :v: something awful forums emote

    Grant: awesome

    Ben: you can join whichever experiment you want

    Ben: cool stuff

    Grant: very

    Grant: ok that rocks

    Ben: yea

    Grant: I already use the vim bindings in google reader

    Ben: one of the main reasons i liked it yea

  6. The second disk of In Rainbows

    I’m enjoying the first track of In Rainbows, Mk 1, and it has a nice callback to the first disc over a gradual fade-in. Down Is The New Up has a nice start, and what could be more refreshing than a normal drum kit played by a human? It sounds great! The song builds and builds, string and piano interaction backing Thom nicely. The beat changes from a slow hip hop roll to kicks and snares together at the 3:03 mark and the strings and piano begin echoing with urgency. A crescendo is approaching as we approach 3:30 into the tune.

    At that point precisely, the guitars and bass completely fail even enter the track.

    Damnit.

    Update: It’s been a month, I love both releases and wouldn’t change a thing now.

  7. The Hard Sell

    I just picked up 2 tickets for DJ Shadow & Cut Chemist’s current tour, called “The Hard Sell”.

    I’m seeing them at Sonar in Baltimore on Wed, Jan 23, 2008 at 08:00 PM!

    A lot of the show is broken up in pieces on youtube if you want to preview it. I’m excited!

  8. I keep going on about Tufte stuff.

    I find sparklines really really amazingly cool. I currently use them in my weekly reports for management thanks to some software from Bizzantz and a spreadsheet I kept all summer. I’m using the free version and will buy up once we decide on a license count and version that we need.

    a screenshot of a fake report I made full of sparklines
    Figure 1. a screenshot of a fake report I made full of sparklines.

    Pretty rad eh? I replaced the measured items of this example using photoshop, and it’s not as nice as it could be, but I can throw the real thing together in MS Word at the end of the week pretty quickly and send it up. I like it!

    Lessons learned so far:

    The first week I played with them I didn’t align them vertically, which made it less obvious that as the assholes stopped doing what they were asked to do that President Scroob got more complaints about them. It looks like too many of them were manning the radar, but who knows? Is there really a correlation between Druish / Jewish gags and gags involving Barf’s tail?

    Also, the first week I relied on the ‘sparklefont’ that Bizzantz uses to create the sparklines. It is awesome, but images translate a bit better from e-mail to e-mail to executive copy / paste, and so on.

  9. Conway's Law

    Tufte finds Conway’s law frequently rearing it’s ugly head. If you’ve worked on engineering projects, or taken over for someone else’s engineering project, you’ll recognize it immediately.

    Any piece of software reflects the organizational structure that produced it.

    That can be reworded to encompass any design project, software engineering or otherwise. It also is evident when an engineering team is slowly recycled with new members. The designs of the original team will be deemed crufty and most engineers joining the team will want to clean-slate the entire thing. This isn’t practical, so bolt-on and secondary systems tend to emerge. Extending existing systems is an impossible ideal.

    Managers of engineering teams over this lifecycle must be understanding to guide this to fruitful ends.

    Emphasis mine below.

    Conway’s Law can be construed as humorous, to the extent that rigid organizations that are not willing to re-organize to generate an optimal design, can end up producing a sub-standard design that merely reflects the pre-existing organization.

    But the essence of Conway’s Law also applies to flexible organizations that are willing to re-organize to produce an optimal design.

    For example, consider a flexible company that is charged with designing a car, and the company does not yet have a car-design organization. The new car-design organization will probably consist of groups that correspond to the major components of a car: engine, body, transmission, interior, electrical, etc.

    The essence of Conway’s Law applies even in this re-organization situation: the components and interfaces of the resultant car mirror the engineering groups and their interfaces.

    And, significantly, any shortcoming with the interpersonal relationships between the engineering groups, may manifest itself in a shortcoming of the resultant design.

    Wikipedia offers a corollary

    In every organization there is one person who knows exactly what is going on at all times. This person must be fired.

    Sounds like management!

    Richard: If we had someone that knew exactly what was going on in all parts of UMBC, it’d be noteworthy, possibly worth a newspaper article in the student paper.

  10. Tufte - Presenting Data and Information

    I had the pleasure of attending a one day course on the presentation of data and information given by Edward Tufte in Washington DC.

    I already owned copies of The Visual Display of Quantitative Information, as well as Envisioning Information, but with the course came bundled four of his books; the two above, as well as Visual Explanations, and his newest work, Beautiful Evidence.

    tufte's dog
    Figure 1. tufte's dog.

    I thoroughly enjoyed it and actually took notes!

    In addition to the general theme of data presentation, Tuft spoke to his personal interests in science, the history of data presentation, and philosophy.

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