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  1. a new jeff noon novel...

    <p><a href="http://www.jeffnoon.com/">Jeff Noon</a> has a new <a href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0385602960/qid=1063153503/sr=2-1/ref=sr_2_3_1/202-4778942-3129423">novel</a> now but it is only for sale in the UK.</p>
    
    <p>I am ordering a copy yesterday and suggest all do the same.</p>
    
    <p>I first read vurt around 95&#8217; or 96&#8217; and have loaned my copy out to more people than I can count on one hand, named more web sites, quake aliases, and irc handles after his creations than any other as well as my high school rock band (w/ erk and dan) &#8212; yes, I&#8217;m looking forward to reading this first novel in a long time.</p>
    
    <p>quick list of jeff noon references i&#8217;ve leeched: jokerbone, pixeljuice, hobart, scribble, beetle, curious yellow&#8230;</p>
    
  2. R.I.P. Wesley Willis

    “Wesley Willis, the energetic 6’5”, 300-pound Chicago street musician who parlayed whimsical, spartan keyboard odes to his favorite products and indie rock musicians into a cult following, died on Thursday night at a hospice in Illinois; he was forty.”
    <p><a href=http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=18568>http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=18568</a></p>
    
    “I am a rock soloist..I am a rock singer on the Wesley Willis Fiasco”
  3. Radiohead

    <p>Radiohead<br />
    

    Merriweather Post Pavilion, Columbia, MD

    Wed, Aug 20, 2003. 6:30pm

    <p>Section    Row    Type    Ticket Price    Building Facility Charge    Convenience Charge    Description </p>
    
    <p>LAWN23        <span class="caps">ADULT</span>    $36.50    $3.50    $8.25
    <span class="caps">PRICE</span> <span class="caps">LEVEL</span> 2<br />
    

    GENERAL ADMISSION LAWN
    LAWN23 ADULT $36.50 $3.50 $8.25
    LAWN23 ADULT $36.50 $3.50 $8.25
    LAWN23 ADULT $36.50 $3.50 $8.25

    <p>Item    Charge <br />
    

    Tickets (Radiohead)

    ADULT $36.50 × 4

    Total Building Facility Charge(s) $14.00

    Total Convenience Charge(s) $33.00

    Total Taxes $0.00

    Order Processing Charge(s) $3.90

    Standard Mail $0.00

    <p><span class="caps">TOTAL</span> <span class="caps">CHARGES</span>    $196.90 </p>
    
    <p>
    

    Tickets still available people. The shows the 20th of this month. Be there!

  4. PKD psuedo-interview

    <p><i>If the future had a slogan, what would it be?</i></p>
    
    <p><a href="http://frontwheeldrive.com/philip_k_dick.html">PKD</a>: &#8220;God promises eternal life. We can deliver it.&#8221;</p>
    
    <p>I really really really really enjoy reading <span class="caps">PKD</span> novels &#8212; the interview is neat. Even if you think you have no idea who <span class="caps">PKD</span> is, follow the link, the introduction will remind you.</p>
    
  5. easier reading w/ htmldoc

    <p>Reading long passages of text in a browser is torture. This is only partly because of the screen. Also problematic is the number of words in a line which is often dynamic and when static intended for letter paper, lack of true page numbering and the innability to bookmark the currenlty <i>location</i> on a page in huge scrolling documents. Enter htmldoc &#8212; now I&#8217;m reading the same text in small trade paperback standard width, height and line-height with page numbering, headers and footers. Should I so desire, I can add a few more flags to my command and have a pdf ready to be printed and bound.</p>
    
  6. Pre-haircut

    <p>I don&#8217;t have many (any?) pics of how long my hair had gotten &#8212; found this at the gallery for Aaron and Kathy&#8217;s wedding. Now I want to grow it out again :)</p>
    
  7. why I disrespect people

    <p>Ring&#8230;<br />
    

    Ring…

    me: “Helpdesk, this is Grant…”

    user: “i’m working from home on my laptop and it said it was going into hibernation and then it turned off.”

    me: erm you battery died

    <p><span class="imred">user</span>: Well, I need a new battery then.<br />
    

    user: Order me a new battery.

    me: Can’t you plug it in?

    user: I don’t know my husband set all this up.

    me: Is there no power outlet nearby?

    user: I don’t know, can’t I just get another battery? How long would it take?

    me: I could put a quote in for one… could take a week or two.

    user: What do you mean ‘quote’?! A week? I’m going on vacation!

    me: Is the power chord plugged into the back left corner of the laptop?

    me: Can you follow that back to the black box?

    user: hold on… ok… yes it is plugged in!.. and I see the black box, it says “Dell” on it…

    me: Is the green light on?

    user: What green light?

    me: On the black box.

    user: No, the green light is not on. What does that mean?

    me: It means that it is not getting power.

    me: Can you follow that back to the wall and verify that the other end is plugged into a power outlet?

    user: Hold on, let me put the phone down.

    noise

    sounds of stuff moving around

    user: Yes, it is plugged in! I need a new battery!

    me: Is there a switch on that outlet that needs to be turned on for the outlet to be live?

    user: What do you mean live, there is no switch.

    me: Was it a power strip or a wall outlet.

    user: uhmm… a power strip.

    me: …

    user: Oh wait, I plugged it into the wall now… ok the green light is on!!

    user: What does that mean?

    me: It means it is getting power.

    user: So do you think I should get a battery?

    <p>etc etc&#8230;</p>
    
    <p>That was as close to a word-for-word transcription as memory would allow. Good times! We debated the usefulness of a new battery for a bit, and I explained exactly what &#8220;being plugged in&#8221; would do for the battery, then walked her through logging back into the machine which was &#8220;locked&#8221; but that&#8217;s boring&#8230;</p>
    
  8. william gibson transcript concerning mass media

    <p>William Gibson has posted a transcript of a recent talk he gave. </p>
    
    <p><a href="http://www.williamgibsonbooks.com/archive/2003_05_01_archive.asp#200322370" >Good reading</a> if you have the time.</p>
    
    <p>William Gibson is an SF author often credited as the &#8216;father of cyberpunk&#8217;. I read shitloads of SF but <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0425190455/qid=1053568075/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/002-2849343-4622421?v=glance&s=books&n=507846">Idoru</a>  is the only Gibson novel I&#8217;ve finished&#8230; that was in high school and after reading the blog post I&#8217;m thinking I should re-examine his works.</p>
    
    <p>Not because I completely buy his vision of the future but because I am now perhaps a bit more capable of digesting the format in which he depicts it. </p>
    
    <p>I generally cringe, knowing I should not, when pundits describe the internet as an &#8220;unprecedented driver of change&#8221;. </p>
    
    <p>I don&#8217;t know if it is exactly incorrect but it certainly reeks of &#8220;we are at the cusp of a new age&#8221; thinking which every generation has likely been guilty of in some way&#8230;</p>
    
    <p>Thoughts?</p>
    
  9. New Orleans Funk.

    <p>There are seven of us that should be meeting up at the <a href="http://www.funkymeters.com" title="The Funky Meters">Funky Meters</a> show at the <a href="http://www.930club.com" title="930 at 815 V">9:30 club</a> tonight. I&#8217;ll be metro&#8217;ing over with Amanda, Ben and Aaron. Erk, Jake and Sam will be meetings us there. </p>
    
    <p>Ben isn&#8217;t talking to me right now becuase I refuse to say &#8220;Harrrr&#8221; over IM so if anyone has heard anything from him about a change of plans, let me know.</p>
    
  10. rant restrained.

    <p><span class="imBlue">grant</span>: why do i have this strange notion that I need to write long e-mail messages thinking anyone will read it?<br />
    

    Ben: i’ve absolutely no freaking idea

    grant: does it kill people and make them put me in their spam filter rules?

    Ben: i plead the fifth

    —SNIP—

    <p><span class="imBlue">grant</span>: about to send a stupid message<br />
    

    grant: stop me

    grant: now’s your chance

    Ben: its lame dont bother

    Ben: you just look like an opinionated hippie w/ that haircut and your proving it

    grant: there ya go

    Ben: going limp

    grant: ARRRRRRRR

    Ben: do you want everyone to think your a damn zealot? cmon man THINK

    grant: so if i get a haircut I can start ranting again?

    grant: i’ll just send it to you

    Ben: no. because then your a hypocrit

    grant: hrmm. how so?

    Ben: your pretending to be someone you arent!

    grant: this sounds like a total trap

    Ben: hmm it could be

    grant: when? now or if I got a haircut

    Ben: hahaha your jedi mind tricks do not work on me

    grant: I’m so confused

    Ben: you know how jacks boss was pissed when jack kept sending lil hiaku’s to everyone in the company? SAME THING

    Ben: (everything i’ve learned from life i’ve learned from hollywood)

    Grant:

    worker bees can leave
    even drones can fly away
    the queen is their slave

    Ben: well at least your not leaving linux sourcecode in the copy machine

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