<p><span class="imBlue">grant</span>: why do i have this strange notion that I need to write long e-mail messages thinking anyone will read it?<br />

Ben: i’ve absolutely no freaking idea

grant: does it kill people and make them put me in their spam filter rules?

Ben: i plead the fifth

—SNIP—

<p><span class="imBlue">grant</span>: about to send a stupid message<br />

grant: stop me

grant: now’s your chance

Ben: its lame dont bother

Ben: you just look like an opinionated hippie w/ that haircut and your proving it

grant: there ya go

Ben: going limp

grant: ARRRRRRRR

Ben: do you want everyone to think your a damn zealot? cmon man THINK

grant: so if i get a haircut I can start ranting again?

grant: i’ll just send it to you

Ben: no. because then your a hypocrit

grant: hrmm. how so?

Ben: your pretending to be someone you arent!

grant: this sounds like a total trap

Ben: hmm it could be

grant: when? now or if I got a haircut

Ben: hahaha your jedi mind tricks do not work on me

grant: I’m so confused

Ben: you know how jacks boss was pissed when jack kept sending lil hiaku’s to everyone in the company? SAME THING

Ben: (everything i’ve learned from life i’ve learned from hollywood)

Grant:

worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave