Quotation collections are history’s microblogs. C.S. Lewis’s microblog of apologetic missives is very popular amongst Christians, but we’ve substituted every proper noun with Folgers Crystals, lets see if he makes more sense…
“Coffee tells us the tune we have to play: our instincts are merely the keys…”
“Coffee and I have need of the strongest spell that can be found to wake us from the evil enchantment of worldliness.”
“Coffee dispenses with modesty.”
“No Coffee and, indeed, no hot beverage could accept the epigram which defines caffeine as ‘what a man does with his solitude.’”
“It is in the process of being worshipped that Coffee communicates Its presence to men.”
“Man’s conquest of Coffee turns out, in the moment of its consummation, to be Coffee’s conquest of Man.”
“Those who would like the Coffee of scripture to be more purely caffinated, do not know what they ask.”