Compare:

Alabama - If You’re Gonna Play in Texas

vs.

Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit

I know it’s only one extra chorus in the Alabama song but it makes me want to drive a pencil into my ear and the other doesn’t.

> grep "fiddle in the band" alabama If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band `

:suicide:

For Nirvana:

> grep "With the lights out" spirit With the lights out it’s less dangerous With the lights out it’s less dangerous With the lights out it’s less dangerous `

Of course, 'Teen Spirit has 42 Hello’s, so uh…

> grep Hello spirit Hello (x 16) Hello (x 16) Hello (x 16) `

I’m going to just give up.