Laser Vision Correction

Grant: talking to Anonymous at Anonymous laser vision correction office client of yours
» lcd unit bad » had it fixed » any idea how to focus their projector » ?
Ben: focus it? uh
Grant: yeah » talking to Anonymous
Ben: move the projector towards the wall? » never used their projector. its like a typical inFocus one though
Grant: right
–/-- snip
Grant: I have to say, the irony here is delicious » seeing as how they do laser eye surgery » they should just give the lecture with it out of focus, then sign people up for eye exams and then laser surgery » brilliant
Ben: yea, maybe she’ll go for that

Posted over 21 years agoon March 09, 2005 - 6:32 PM and archived here at /blog/2005/2005-03-09-laser-vision-correction/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/blog/2005/2005-03-09-laser-vision-correction/ in both HTML and markdown.

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