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Twitter posts

  1. I just got back from New Zealand, so I’ll megapost this together: U.S. labor laws are gross, tipping is horrible, the metric system is ok.

  2. Linux distributions are moving to roman numerals to name their damned init systems and I can’t get my bank to pay my rent with my paycheck.

  3. Told everloving wife that Kiwis call McDonald’s “Macca’s” just like Sir Paul, LTB terminator and time machine to undo that mistake asap.

  4. RT @Dymaxion: So tired of that “defense is offense’s child” quote. They’re peers. Radically underestimates defense skillset.

  5. My New Zealand ISP is rate limiting me. IRC and Lynx are OK. The graphical web: mostly useless, except for Facebook. http://t.co/igOhaGZaZV

  6. @reyjrar the former.

  7. RT @DVSblast: rappers wit names like “Johnny From The Cookout That One Time” needa think bigger. very few people was at that cookout

  8. Kiwi accent: “You look kinda like, and take this as a complement, the lead singer of the shit heads.”

    It turns out: https://t.co/ObVjSbl62e

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  9. Hey, bay area prescriptivists, check out: http://t.co/y8yD4crTe6

    Ha-ha!