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Twitter posts

  1. Godwin’s Latchkey: an analogy about a house, with a door, that has a lock on it, that has a key to it, and like, the key is Hitler or someth

  2. Because it’s been a while and this horse might get back up and trot away: “Don’t click on links in emails” is abstinence education.

  3. RT @GammaGroupPR: I’ll writeup how hacking team got hacked once they’ve had some time to fail at figuring out what happened and go out of b…

  4. RT @richtener: Our printers cry out for help whenever the Nessus scanner hits them. http://t.co/tYJA0vPnen

  5. RT @ch000ch: jesus: so u want me to die for everyone’s sins
    god: ya
    jesus: even the snobby craft beer people
    god: [speaking thru his teeth]…