Pizza Slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. RT @zachwhalen: Some brilliant conceptual haiku in this month’s Highlights magazine. By Nathan, age 9, #botALLY. http://t.co/E9UwBrz22z

  2. RT @aphyr: brb writing a thing for my shell so that whenever I ^C a command it takes a selfie and posts the command + my horrified reaction…

  3. Rm’d my tweetbot filter to try to be a better person and fuck if it isn’t an ordinal list of bad joke subjects again. http://t.co/U9JLcgnCr1

  4. RT @lmirani: Brilliant: Taliban members emailed each other with subjects lines like "CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT” to avoid detection. http://t.co

  5. RT @ftrain: People who sort books by color are dead-souled monsters who hate truth.

  6. RT @danielnazer: .@lagunitasbeer sues @SierraNevada for including letters “IPA” on beer label.
    Lawsuit almost as bad as their beer… http…

  7. RT @tomstandage: The Kindle edition of my “dotcom cult classic” book “The Victorian Internet” is $1.99 on http://t.co/PuQtgPaSsw today http…

  8. Serve pizza, not warrants.

  9. Look, we’ve all got different priorities, and mine are that we sell the surplus military urban mobility gear to the pizza delivery guys.

  10. POWELL STATION

    Bart Elevator Tech #1: Once we got that rat outta there, good to go!
    Bart Elevator Tech #2: Sure was… odiferous though.