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Twitter posts

  1. RT @eviloars: Liney the Pliner

  2. RT @tinysubversions: 3 Reasons Why Writers Hate Markdown http://t.co/Nfoso4GXke

  3. The WEYLAND-YUTANI-NAVIENT off-worlders that services my financial instruments of minimal interest now offer CBT: http://t.co/iV1VhvOyWp

  4. [3 user agents, stacked, in a trench coat, Groucho glasses]: “Marlboro Reds?”
    Clerk: “Box or sof–[looks up]–wait a minute, how old are you?”

  5. Omg I can’t even http://t.co/vJSyZ6oiPG

  6. RT @HottestStartups: Startup idea: Exactly what, is not clear, but in any case the only ones with a chance are the participants.

  7. Professor Pinkerton: Today class, we’re going to discuss how to spot [on chalkboard] L-A-T-E-X M-A-S-K-S.
    Scooby team, in back row: [snores]

  8. [3 tones] [Dispatch: 613 211S robbery in progress 19 Elm St. BOLO 5 men in Ross Perot masks, Hypercolors, SKIDZ, Rebok Pumps]

    Cop: Again!?

  9. RT @iansteadman: Philip K Dick’s “Ubik” (1969) manages to explain in half a page why the Internet of Things will suck under capitalism http…