Twitter posts

1. I mean: you’re not fixing it. Why is that Leon?

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 23, 2015 - 2:19 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829799171944448/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829799171944448/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

2. You reach down to fix it, but you don’t have the right tools. It’s messy, it’s noisy bad, it’s busted, but you’re not fixing it.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 23, 2015 - 2:19 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829736311951360/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829736311951360/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

3. You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down… and find something mechanical that’s broken.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 23, 2015 - 2:17 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829199076134912/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/22/tweet-579829199076134912/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

4. RT @luckyshirt: Like cold pizza? Maybe I can interest you in some warm lettuce and this one-way ticket to outer space, backwards mutant. #e…

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 22, 2015 - 2:51 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579475414516523008/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579475414516523008/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

5. RT @MarkPritchard: “Enough with your dirty looks, cowards, and your macho violence.” Mural, 24th and Bryant Streets, #missiondistrict http:…

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 22, 2015 - 12:08 AM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579434460849963008/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579434460849963008/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

6. Checked my smoke alarms at the DST switch thinking surely they’re hard wired ittyool 2015 and nope, 5 year old dead batteries. Don’t be me.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 21, 2015 - 5:45 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579338019020271616/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579338019020271616/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

7. If NORTH works out, and some horrible backwater stop doesn’t sue over it, go hog wild and put up even more signs, call ‘em SOUTH, idk, maybe

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 21, 2015 - 5:41 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579337118016651264/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579337118016651264/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

8. Caltrain should deffo stop hitting things at 80 mph but they could also like, put up signs proudly pointing NORTH. It’s a full time job.

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 21, 2015 - 5:39 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579336612946911232/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579336612946911232/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

9. (In our reality Zhukov was a WWII general, not WWI)

   Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 21, 2015 - 5:11 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579329483297026049/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579329483297026049/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.

10. An alt-history where WW1 General Zhukov invented clear coke, and Nixon was Pepsi’s global brand ambassador after ‘62 CA governor’s loss.

    Posted on Twitter over 11 years agoon March 21, 2015 - 4:52 PM and archived here at /twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579324699303223296/at https://pizza.slow.high.quality.gravely.pizza/twitter/2015/03/21/tweet-579324699303223296/ in the Twitter collection in both HTML and markdown.