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Twitter posts

  1. or, did you actually want to talk about DNS kiting, iframes, botnets, vulnerabilities, local admins, etc.?

    What’s DNS, you say?

  2. E.g. We spent $x because criminals in their continued gaming of our tit-for-tat altruism selfishly repurposed your information system.

  3. @oneeyedcarmen stop, you’ll become my dad, spontaneously grow a mustache and get a buzz cut. Blublockers are slippery slopes.

  4. Vendor just had a fire alarm during our support call. I need that .wav file, brilliant. GO×TTA G×O, SORR×Y. NO, YE×AH, WE’R×E EV×ACUA×TING!