pizza slow (high quality)

Twitter posts

  1. I cringe when the syllabus reads like a rock star rider. No cheating, OK. No laptops in class? Cell phone ring tone rules? Are we not men?

  2. Oh, I am serious. Look, this is my serious face.

  3. .@REGISTER_COM, renewal and transfer depts. talk much?, I shouldn’t have to renew a domain w/ you to transfer it away, before it expires.

  4. Rattle-can black revitalizes old veneer speakers, blueish-purple rubber bins, jeans, patios, fingertips, thumbs, and lungs. Use as directed.